Recently we had a chance to sit down with Rudy Giuliani and discuss his plans for the country, if elected president.
Absolutely Serious: Rudy, you’ve already been crowned the “President of 9/11” by The Onion. How do you view your tenure as President of 9/11 and what are your successes?
Rudy Giuliani: Well, a lot of people […]
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2. Don’t overeat. The best […]
By now you’ve seen America’s amazing success in Iraq and Afghanistan and you’ve probably thought to yourself: “wow, the world is so much safer now, how did we do it?”
And more importantly, you want to know how you can incorporate the same principles of success (known as “the Bush Doctrine”) into your own life. Well […]
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